Platform: RL
I'm rating my friend, McKay, this time. He has most of the same features as your standard friend: arms, legs, and probably a forehead. He exhibits most of the same behaviors too like: lack of reasoning skills, odd sleeping patterns, and limited gaming prowess.
One of the main reasons he received such a low score though is his lack of control. He has trouble recognizing or acting on voice commands. McKay also lacks expansion slots for improvements. Modifying his behavior is time consuming and uninspiring at best. One atypical behavior he possesses is his extremely delayed response time to messages. Let's face it, if he was a computer he would have been disposed of by now.
He does have a few merits, such as the ability to entertain me with foolish ideas. He, of course, presents them as possible actionable ideas, but that's what is so humorous about him. He requires little investment so if you have low expectations you might not be too disappointed.