Recently, Professor McKay from Trick University, affectionately known as Trick U, discovered a potion that will permanently increase your critical hit damage. This is especially great news for women that rarely fight but who might run into trouble while in parks or dark allies at night. This modern potion is a combination of ancient science and future technology. During his research McKay tried relying solely on things from the future but they just weren't stable in the present until he introduced the backwards thinking of the past to help balance it out.
When blind tests were done with the potion the results were as follows:
As you can see, participants of the trials were asked whether they felt the potion had a positive or unknown affect and as a result there were no negative responses. The potion truly is a hit with it's proponents.
This discovery is being lauded as his crowning achievement and Microsoft recently awarded him with 300 points via Xbox Live. After receiving the award from Microsoft he was quoted as saying, "But how do I see my achievements from my PS4 or Chromebook."
Some background info on Professor McKay:
Professor McKay has been a chemist for, "a while" according to his colleagues and they believe he nearly earned some type degree one time. They also believe he moved from his previous address just in case he didn't receive a degree in the mail so that he would have plausible deniability when his credentials are eventually scrutinized. McKay wanted to point out that his wishlist username on the Cauldron and Science-y Things online store is IMakeEmDuhPotions.
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Information Source: McKay and McKay Labs
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